Somebody, Please Please Please…

Posted on June 11, 2008

Turn me into “What Not to Wear” on TLC. I promise that I will be surprised when Stacy and Clinton show up to embarrass me. And I will pretend to be embarrassed as they watch the “secret” footage of how bad my ass looks in my jeans. I will be combative and fight for the clothes I am so desperately attached to in my closet. I will act shocked and surprised with the $5,000, pretend to be ashamed to spend that much money and time only on myself, and be astonished that it costs $400 for a sleek and sexy pair of strappy sandals. I will even cry when they suggest cutting my hair even shorter! All of these things and more, I promise! Whatever it takes to get that $5,000 and a free week in New York. Especially, if it means I get to sleep in!